As poorly-qualified as I am to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim
that it would be more productive for Binder to take a more diplomatic and conciliatory approach, I
hope you will bear with me while I begin this sincere and earnest attempt. And please don't get mad
with me if, in doing so, I must find the common ground that enables others to make Binder's irritable
modes of thought understood, resisted, and made the object of deserved contempt by young and old
alike. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on
Binder's pranks. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the
parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, the worst sorts of pugnacious porn stars I've ever
seen and people of similar psychological type are often inspired by Binder's litanies. On a closing
note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner
strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that Binder easily impresses her proxies
using big words like "abdominohysterectomy". |
