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To: Kincheloe who wrote (182)6/21/1998 5:21:00 PM
From: Moonglow  Read Replies (1) of 341
 
Well, here are some stupid jokes for you all to complain about!

Q: What are the three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: In the desert, why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to F*Ck off!

Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.

Q: Who is the most popular man at a Nudist Colony?
A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 doughnuts.

Q: Who is the most popular woman at a Nudist Colony?
A: The woman who can eat the last two doughnuts.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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