Pssst, Pete, just between us,
Don't you know that our beloved Joseph G. is actually Abbey Joseph Cohen of G.oldman Sachs? SI is Abbey's chance to come out of the closet and frolic with the bears. (And you know us bears are more fun than those hard-headed bulls.) You see, all that smiley face TV optimism is driving her nuts. Unfortunately, she has to keep the bull market running so she can keep her job and save enough money for new clothes and make-up.
Here's the PROOF:
1. Have you ever seen "Joseph G." make a post on SI while Abbey Cohen was being interviewed?
2. Abbey said she loved POS (alias MU), "Joseph G." on SI hates POS. (See what I mean?)
3. Does "Joseph G." know all about the markets? Yes, same as Abbey.
If you want conclusive proof, just ask "Joeseph G." whether "he" wears make-up. If "he" say's no, we'll know for sure it's Abbey.
But remember Pete, this is just between us, OK? (I don't want to get "Joseph G." in a grumpy mood where she goes away again.) And remember, if we ask her to fess up, you can bet she'll deny everything. Goldman Sachs employees aren't allowed to romp with the bears. |
