jr
whassamatter...you needing some attention??? been good so long that everyone ignores you? i'm so sorry...NOT!!!
Welcome back, jr! your just the person I needed to see today! See, my hair ain't working right, I'm bloated, my dog ran off, my car got a flat tire, my teeth were repo'd, my stocks are ALL down....and now I have 3 fine people jockeying for my attention on Friday....AND, who should show up ready to sacrifice himself so I can vent my spleen? You got it...jr...the wonder dude!
OK..lets get the facts right first...
<<Im down a lot more than you>> Yeah, agreed, you are pretty low sometimes.
<<You have E'Lane and some of the others that own 50 shares and want to hype the stock>> If you'd pay attention for a change, you'd know just how much of a crock this is, jr...anybody who has been around as long as you have surely knows by now that I only own 12 1/2 shares..so there!
"Hype"??? Humm....seems like I gave you a definition of "hype" once before too, and , nope...didn't fit at all. In fact, last couple "warm fuzzy" posts you had in here were closer to hype than anything I have posted in a long time.
<<If E'Lane had any big money at stake she would be singing a different song. >> Humm...you been sneaking around my shower again, jr? How do you know what kind of song I sing? I do have an amazing voice though...in a southern drawl sort of way...got any requests?? Hey, here's a request for you...how about "Sounds of Silence"!
"Big Money"..Hell, jr, everybody knows I'm just here for the party...
Ahhh....jr, you do my ole heart good! Only problem is, in checking my bet sheet, I see I lost by 16 days. By lost, I mean we had a pool up betting on how long it would take the "real" jr to show back up..I way underestimated your kind side!
You take care now, ok? Have a good evening...rest well tonight..know you're among friends who love and understand you!
E'Lane...feeling OH so much better now that jr has so graciously given me an outlet for my stress...whataguy!
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