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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi

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To: Rambi who wrote (11174)6/23/1998 6:49:00 PM
From: DScottD  Read Replies (1) of 71178
 
Truly the mental meanderings of an ex-Catholic. I bet you went to a Catholic high school. Only a nun-inspired imagination could come up with that type of "penance".

penni: Bless me Father for I have sinned. It's been 2 weeks since my last confession. Since then I have broken curfew once, caught mono from my boyfriend when we were parking and threw an epic temper tantrum when my parents would not let me cheerlead at the regional football championships.

Priest: Say 10 Hail Mary's for breaking curfew, 10 Our Fathers for the temper tantrum and buy 3 pagan babies for kissing your boyfriend and catching mono.

penni: I'd rather die first.

Priest: Plotting to kill yourself is a mortal sin for which you will be condemned to Hell for eternity. Of course, for a small donation we can amend that to Purgatory for 100,000 years. The sentence will be reduced by 1 day for every Rosary you say hereafter.
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