Damn it Janice Shell, there you go again, you've lost yet another eensyweensy teenyweeny microministock thread popularity contest. Here, look, your posture's all wrong. After all my coaching. How many times have I told you, if you're going to go after MTEI Miss Congenial '98, you'll need to work on your delivery. All in the wrist.
Now let's take it from the top. C'mon, cross your eyes, and in best brainless bimbo voice, repeat after me: "Hey Hey, everybody, I'm just so veryveryvery haaaaappy, 'cause I'm gonna make a pile of shekels on this cute little cheapy stock!!" C'mon Janice. Make nice now.
Hey. That's funny. Bill Gates just called me and asked me if you were gay. And....why....hey, I'll be hornswoggled, why, it's Lou Gerstner! He wants to know too!! And there's Larry Ellison and Scott McNeally...hold the phone...Jack Welch? Tell him I'm busy. |
