Reality vs. Theory
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks
his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between
theory and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you.
Go ask your mother if she would do the nasty with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would do Brad
Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've
learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his
father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you make out with Robert Redford?" His mother
looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says,
"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave
you a million dollars, would you do it with Brad Pitt?" His sister
looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it
out. Theoretically, we're sitting on two millions bucks, but in reality,
we're living with two loose women." |
