This is a post to new lurkers.
I realize one new to this thread may have a hard time following what the heck is going on. Allow me to try and put it in perspective.
First the Company.
This is a VVUS long thread, but we welcome shorts and middles as well. For the record, there have been many accusations that we chase away shorts, but I think those days are behind us. If we can tolerated Jack, we can tolerate anyone. I'm sure if you ask BIGKNY, Dale Russel, or maybe even Bradpalm1(although I think he'll admit it has been a short friendly thread as of late), they may tell you otherwise.
Now for all the inside jokes,
1. E'lane is the only female regular. There are others out there, like Betty, but she is the only one who posts with any frequency (and mind you, it is with great frequency). She is responsible for keeping up spirits and keeping people honest. A warning, Do not get on her badside (not to be confused with backside) or she'll let you have it.
Also, there are some rumored affairs to be going on all concerning our beloved E'lane. Sailor, AT (short for Alien Tech), EyeDrMike, and perhaps frostman have all been mentioned in conjunction with a possible affair, but there has been no proof of such mayhem.
2. Jack Garnes, Jr. is the local pain in the rear, although we still love him. He has made it his goal to try and Piss off and offend just about everyone. We all take him with a grain of salt, I recommend the same course of action for anyone reading. Although it may seem like it, to my knowledge E'lane and Jack (often referred to as JR.) are not married.
So, to sum up.
There are usually posts of 3 variety. Some having to do with our Beloved VVUS and it current and future outlook.
Some are of the "shoot the sh-t" variety because we all enjoy socializing (in this category would be limp and hard penis jokes and punns, cyberflirting, and many other Off Topic (designated OT) discussions). Some are purely to repremand JR. because some times he throws a tantrum.
Good, now everyone is included in the VVUS family. Come one Come all. (Perhaps VVUS should adopt for their ad campaign.)
Colby |
