<BAWK> YOU
OK, OK, here is a joke:
A Salesman is driving along a country road at 50 mph, when he comes across a three legged chicken standing beside the road. He is so surprised that he beeps his horn, alarming the bird, which in turn starts running down the road. The salesman takes up the chase, and soon finds himself chasing the chicken in excess of 80 mph. The chicken races into a barnyard.
With a screech of tires, the salesman careens into the yard and stops. There, sitting on the porch, are a farmer, his wife, and a child.
The salesman gets out of his car, and asks the farmer: " Is that chicken yours?"
The farmer replies "Yep, me and Ma and Sonny each like a drumstick, so we bred this special breed with three legs." The salesman smiles:"Amazing! Do they taste like regular chickens?"
"Don't know," replies the farmer, "We can't catch him." |
