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To: Jim S who wrote (171)	6/26/1998 12:51:00 PM
From: Apex	Read Replies (2) of 4201

Jim: I will administer this test to our new employee Candy...of course, after hours. (Jim, do send your resume. It shows experience.) G&G Coffee Shop's Employee Test #1 A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What Am I? B. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What Am I? C. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What Am I? D. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What Am I? E. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What Am I? F. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What Am I? G. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What Am I? H. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What Am I? I. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What Am I? J. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What Am I? K. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What Am I? L. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What Am I? M. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What Am I? N. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What Am I? Answers A - A nose B - Peanut Butter C - A Crane D - The Titanic E - A Tent F - A Dentist G - A Wedding Ring H - An Elevator I - Chewing Gum J - The Newspaper Boy K - A Glove L - An arrow M - An Attorney N - A Bird

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