This was just sent to me. It oughtta look pretty good on the coffee table for a day or two - before the cats find it.
> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
> it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
> denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners
> depressed?
>
> Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming
> depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be
> debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers
> will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded,
> organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be
> detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even
> musical composers will eventually decompose.
>
> On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians
> will be devoted. |
