Dormitory	         ==  Dirty Room
	Desperation              ==  A Rope Ends It
	The Morse Code           ==  Here Come Dots
	Slot Machines            ==  Cash Lost in 'em
	Animosity                ==  Is No Amity
	Snooze Alarms            ==  Alas! No More Z's
	Alec Guinness            ==  Genuine Class
	Semolina                 ==  Is No Meal
	The Public Art Galleries ==  Large Picture Halls, I Bet
	A Decimal Point          ==  I'm a Dot in Place
	The Earthquakes          ==  That Queer Shake
	Eleven plus two          ==  Twelve plus one
	Contradiction            ==  Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.	

Becomes:
 	
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." 
-- Neil A. Armstrong 	

becomes:

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on
moon! On to Mars!