TO ALL:
Please forgive a pre-holiday diversion----
A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the
floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He again heard, "Jesus is watching you." This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?" The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, is all." The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?" The parrot replied, "Moses." "Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?" asked the burglar.
The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus.' "
Happy 4th to everyone!
BobG |
