Marilyn: It might be that too much positive thinking is what got us where we are today?
That's a joke.
But here's another one. Originally, it was a lawyer joke, but my lawyer is suing an egg-sucking insurance agent for me. So right now, I can't abuse lawyers. However, I'll leave the word blank, and you can fill in whatever name or job occupation you wish, like Richard Altomare, insurance agent, President or Independent Counsel.
Here goes.
Guy goes into a bar and after a few drinks he says, "------ ------ is an ***hole".
Another guy gets up and says, "I resent that."
First guy says, "Why, are you -------- -------?"
Seeond guy says, "No, I'm an ***hole."
Hope you feel better.
DS
PS: BTW, for any who cares. I'm still here and holding. What else is there to do? A little bloody, not beaten, a lot smarter, and with exactly the same attitude I had a week or two ago. I wrote it off in my mind then, and it is still written off. But, that doesn't mean I can't HATE losing. Good luck. |