Pete,
Since they also have cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets etc, I would
assume that the vending machine you describe is one which is stocked
with pre-cooked foods and kept warm. Hence, it does not pose a direct
threat to our innovative -- nay, revolutionary -- french fry vending
system.
We shareholders of Tasty Fries, Inc. are pretty darned loyal to our
company, so we take great offense to these imposters trying to cloud
the market with their wispy thin veil of supposed french fry vending capability.
Heck, they should have just called it a drive-through window at
McDonald's!
Of course, if I were to invest my few thousand bucks in McDonald's
instead of in Tasty Fries, Inc. those many unfortunate and painfully
masochistic years ago, I would be scamping about in a red Mercedes instead of
my current mode of transportation which is commonly known as 'Hitch-hiking
with a "Will Work For Food" sign'.
But, where there is a will, there is a way. That is why I have chosen
to keep my investment in Tasty Fries, Inc., and hope that I have some
unreasonably rich, yet unknown to me at present, relative who will die and bequeath
me a large inheritance so that I won't need to gamble on a penny stock
ever again.
So C'mon Pete, buy some shares of TFRY! I mean, what do you think the worst
that could happen? The stock reverse splits and returns to its pre-split
price? Surely you jest!
-M |
