mr. mark, just to clear things up, he doesn't hand out hats...
...hats are presented by TSC's crack Swimwear Model Hat Presentation Team (I believe female readers get the Hunky Fireman Hat Presentation Team). They arrived at my house with police escort in a block-long motorcade of classic convertible sports-cars. After cleaning my apartment, organizing all my random notes into a coherent filing system, and restringing my guitars, we hit the road and headed down to A.C., where after an amazing run at "Go Fish", in which I parlayed a crumpled ten-dollar bill and several rolls of pennies into $950,000, plus majority ownership in three casinos and an Arby's, we hopped a flight to Rome on the official Swimwear Model Hat Presentation Team Lear Jet, passing the time by watching a Luis Bunuel retrospective, acting out our favorite Brando scenes, and composing an experimental atonal opera on the life and times of Danish physicist Neils Bohr...
...many strange and wonderful adventures followed in the ensuing 13 weeks I spent on the road with TSC's Swimwear Model Hat Presentation Team. Several major Hollywood studios are vying for the rights to the treatment I sent them, sketched out on several dozen cocktail napkins and Snickers wrappers. If rumors are correct, Tom Cruise was reported to have to told his agent "that film will not be made without me in the lead"...
Just to clear things up <g>
Good trading,
Tom |
