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Man Says Stripper Gave Him Whiplash
.c The Associated Press
CLEARWATER, Fla. - A man is suing a topless club, claiming a dancer gave him whiplash during his 1996 bachelor party when she bumped him with her prodigious breasts.
''I saw stars,'' said Paul Shimkonis, a 38-year-old physical therapist. He said a dancer by the name of Tawny Peaks, with a 60-HH bust, apparently ''jumped up and slammed her breasts into my head and just about knocked me out. It was like two cement blocks hit me.''
Shimkonis said he hurt his neck and back and was still in pain nearly two years later. He is suing the Diamond Dolls club for more than $15,000.
''When I tell people how it happened, they just laugh. At work, I just don't tell them anymore,'' he said.
Vinny Radene, a club manager, said he didn't see the incident, but ''if I was injured, I would just love it anyhow. I wouldn't try to complain about it.''
And what did Shimkonis' bride think of the incident?
''My wife understood completely,'' he said. ''She has a good sense of humor, thank goodness.''
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