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" THE AGTI-FILES"
STARRING: AGENT SCULLY "NIEMAN"
CO-STARRING: AGENT MULDER " HUNZIKER"
The movie opens with the dramatic scene of Agents Nieman and Hunziker Battling the knee deep shi*, Uh, i mean snow of the Antarctic..
It is nightime and both agents are exhausted..But they keep "pushing on" knowing that just over the next "hump", they will arrive at the secret government installation of " P R O F I T"...They have never seen P R O F I T before, but they have been "tipped off" to the installation by a secret cult of extraterestrials named the "die hard investors".. The die hards, as they are known on thier home planet, are a motley crew..They go by names such as Artabraham, Miriams Son, Prplbrs, Rosario, randyatcal, and many others. They have known the "truth" for some time now.. That there is a Cove-Up!!!
Zoom in to agents Nieman and Hunziker................
They are just making it to the ridge of a Tremendous snowbank.. It is only moments away!!!! They both feel like "REVERSING" (get it?!) thier course, BUT NO!!! onward these brave agents will go.. to the bitter ends.. After all, they are now committed to the die hards.. they could not just take the die hards money, UH, I mean information and not do something positive with it! So..they push eachother over the last few feet to look over the embankment..... There they see a bubble like tent..and they proceed to move towards it..
They enter the tent.....
Thousands and Thousands of dollars,,UH, i mean bees swarm around them.. But they fight through the bees...taking stings from some of them! and they reach "THE DOOR".. OF "P R O F I T".... They instictively know that on the other side, they may find the meaning to it all..(whatever the HELL that means!!?) So they slowly open the door of profit, but it SLAMS SHUT!!! quickly each time they try to pry it open.. AND THEN, AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA DA!!!
The voice booms through the bubble... WHERE'S THE FINANCING?, WHERE'S THE FINANCING? OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! WHERE'S THE FINANCING?, WHERE'S THE FINANCING? It becomes deafening to agents Nieman and Hunziker..In an instant They realize WHY the "die hards" have led them here. They are being faced with the deepest truths about thier own lives.. The very essence of thier integrity is being questioned, Whether or not they are full of shi*t or not is being put on trial here at the door of P R O F I T. Shame, and Guilt instantly enter their otherwise thick agent personalities.. Instant "wisdom" seems to enter thier consciousness as they see that if they cannot get the Financing the entire species of die hards will become extinct and it will be thier doing..
What will they do to save the original "die hards"?
Where will the Financing come from?
If they do "reverse thier course, can they still save the "die hard" population? and if they don't save them what will the consequences be?
Why has being invested in this stock, made me completely whacko?
These questions and more will be answered in the SEQUEL...
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