DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT!
SEE YA!
Has anyone heard this one?
Driver Identification
>
> How to identify where a driver is from:
>
> One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: New York
>
> One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
>
> One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator:
> Boston
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> One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator:
> California; with gun in lap: LA
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> Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror:
> Ohio, but driving in California.
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> Both feet holding the brake while their buddy takes a leak:
Montana
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> Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned
to talk
> to someone in back seat: Italy |
