Just when you thought you couldn't possibly feast any more... oh
no... its the market close update to the
AMZN PIG SLAUGHTER UPDATE
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As of market close Friday
Close 7/11/98 (For Last Reported Year)
TICK MARKET CAP REVENUE NET INCOME EPS
AMZN $4,920,474,000 $ 147M $(27.59) (0.64)
BKS $2,908,857,875 $2,796M $53.16M 0.79
BGP $2,974,434,750 $2,266M $80.19M 1.06
KTEL $94,067,500 $ 75M $ 3.2M 0.41
Definition of the day: The Dead Cat Jump
This refers to what happens when a cat is taken to the top of the
Empire State building and thrown off. It hits the pavement so hard
that it actually jumps a distance, albeit small, back up into the air.
Folks, in an attempt to crush the standing record of 1.2 millimeters,
our cute tabby named Amazon is being fired directly downward from a
cannon atop the World Trade Center.
But first, before the actual footage is shown... a 48 hour break for
a word from our sponsors...
** Have a great weekend! **
96 hour gain (unrealized), 150 Shares shorted at 143 1/4: $6,562.50 (31%) |
