Humbly report, Vampire, it's all your fault!
In #reply-3479876 I made a humble suggestion, but you must have ignored it:
May I humbly suggest you relax, perhaps with a good book?
amazon.com
I don't know if I'm an idiot, as you state, but according to Jaroslav Hasek, the military medical board has determined that I am an imbecile, and I have papers to prove it.
Anyway, since there is now doubt in my mind as to whether you will ever read the book, let me humbly provide you with a short synopsis:
fy.chalmers.se
Please note that it states:
His main characteristics are a tendency to misinterpret orders, or to interpret them too literally; to abase himself to a degree which infuriates even his superior officers; to appear guileless, doing everything with a famously blank expression of equanimity; and to recount hugely digressive anecdotes at every turn . . .
And just to be absolutely sure you understand, as the good soldier I have no choice but to humbly report. Regulations.
In any case, I humbly believe you're posting on the wrong thread. Perhaps you meant to post on the #subject-21817 thread?
So, as I humbly stated at the beginning - it's all your fault!
Cheers,
Svejk
abitare.it
P.S. If you're in a bad mood due to a shrinking portfolio, perhaps you can blame Skipard? ;-) |
