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Pastimes : BARDonics (comical interpretation and perspective)

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To: P.S.N. who wrote (482)7/12/1998 11:31:00 AM
From: Ga Bard  Read Replies (1) of 733
 
LOL ... That was a good one.

A Navy Lieutenant, Commander, and Admiral were dining with the Admiral in his Flag quarters one evening. The conversation turned to sex.

The Lieutenant stated that making love to your wife is 10% work and 90% fun.

The Commander disagreed and stated that he believed making love to your wife is 40% work and 60% fun.

The Admiral then stated that they were both wrong and that the ration is 80% work to 20% fun.

They decided to put the matter to the Flag Steward,a young Seaman. "Well, sir," he began, "I think you are all dead wrong.
It must be 100% fun."

"Why do you say that?", asked the Admiral.

"Because," answered the young sailor," if it involved any work at
all, you'd assign an enlisted man to do it for you!"
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