Hello Dixie, I have revised and edited my other post and posted it here so that it won't be off topic.
Let's review: the post where you called me a child molester and an ex-con due to securities fraud has been deleted, but the prior Zone post where you called me a liar and a cheat is still available:
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and we have my response: #reply-5167113
Since that was yesterday, and you felt that rather than answer the challenge, you needed to go postal and commit more libel, I've gone ahead and set things up for that new thread you wanted.
We already went over how to actually start a new thread, and that it did not require some secret collusion with the people at SI, as you had previously believed.
I've narrowed it down to two choices, you can pick either (or both!)
The first one you can call "Alternate Realities"
Here is your text, just cut and paste:
Do you see conspiracy when you do the dishes? Does your furniture talk to you? Do you answer?
Good! Me too! I like to avoid logic whenever I can. I mean completely avoid it. Allow me to give you an example: an ordinary person might see that his newspaper did not arrive, and then 4 hours later, might be thirsty. No connection, right? Wrong! That's an ordinary person.
Now, someone who is slightly demented might put those two unrelated data together and draw a faulty conclusion; for example he or she might conclude that not getting the newspaper made him or her thirsty.
I go beyond that. Here is the way I look at it. The paperboy didn't leave my newspaper because he didn't want me to notice that he had slid under my door using a body-shrinking device that he got when he was abducted by aliens. He sprinkled LSD on my food while I was sleeping, causing me to be thirsty. See how it all fits together, nice and neat? Now comes the good part. I have to confront the paperboy and accuse him of breaking into my house. Of course he is going to deny it, that just means he is a lying criminal bastard. But before that, I'll let the newspaper know that he is guilty and I have proof.
I do this for everything. Every little thing that I say or do is based on the same concepts. I read in the Weekly World News that an alien psychologist suggests that people like me share our feelings. That's why I started this thread. Be nice, or I will tell everyone that you have been arrested for having sex with your pet.
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Dixie, here is your second choice; "Pissant Cowards"
Hi Everyone! I like to falsely accuse people I never met and don't know of awful crimes! I do it in writing! Yes, I know it's against the law, and I am actually breaking the law by doing it, but I "just can't help myself". You see, I am not only a weak, snivelling coward, I am also clinically insane! Normal social restraints have no effect! I live in my own little dream world, where my way of thinking is the only way. I don't listen and I don't take hints!
If someone calls my bluff when I falsely accuse them, I run! I am small and weak and can't take care of myself. I take no responsibility for my actions, that's what sane people do. If you post here, I'll attack you too! Thanks in advance!
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Dixie, I hope these are helpful, and thanks in advance, TLC |
