Daddy, Garry and Hraka all ran into each other at the local bar. As they were reaching for their drinks, Daddy noted out loud that Hraka's hands were awfully tiny. Hraka replied "I'll bet I have the smallest hands in the world. Nobody has smaller hands than me."
With this, Garry removed his shoe (phew!) and exclaimed "look at that foot! I have the smallest feet in the world. There are Chinese princesses who envy me."
Daddy, not to be outdone, said simply "I have the smallest p**** in the world."
Well, they started discussing who was the greatest of the smallest and, after about a half an hour, the discussion became quite heated. Finally, the bartender stepped in and said "Look you guys, there's a branch of the Guiness Book of Records about two blocks from here. Why don't you all go over there and get checked out and we'll see who's got bragging rights?" With that, all three marched out of the bar.
In an hour or so, Hraka came strolling through the door with a big grin on his face and said "The drinks are on me. I'm on page 32 of the Guiness Book of World Records. It's been verified that I have the smallest hands in the world." Congratulations were being passed around when Garry came through the door and proclaimed "Doubles for everyone! I'm on page 4, smallest feet in the world."
The excitement had just about subsided when Daddy blew the door open, stomped across the floor and slouched onto his barstool, mumbling to himself. "What's the matter," said the bartender, "didn't your 'you know what' qualify for a record?"
"No," snarled Daddy, "and I'd like to know just who the heck this Al guy is, anyway."
Tee Hee Heee!!! |
