The Brewery:
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning.You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."
promised the lady.
"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that
animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!" warned the policeman sternly,
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" inquired the husband.
"He said the reflector is broken."
"I can fix that in two minutes. Anything else?"
"I'm not sure, Jacob," she said, "..something about the emergency brake..."
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