A friend emailed this to me....thought it might be good for a laugh or two. Don't know who originated it, the author probably doesn't want to be recognized anyway LOL.
Cheers
> NEW STATE MOTTOS for 1998
>
> Alabama:
> At Least We're not Mississippi
>
> Alaska:
> 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
>
> Arizona:
> But It's a Dry Heat
>
> Arkansas:
> Litterasy Ain't Everthing
>
> California:
> As Seen on TV
>
> Colorado:
> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>
> Connecticut:
> Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
>
> Delaware:
> We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
>
> Florida:
> Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>
> Georgia:
> We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
>
> Hawaii:
> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
>
> Idaho:
> More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes
> Sure Are Real Good
>
> Illinois:
> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> Indiana:
> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>
> Iowa:
> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>
> Kansas:
> First Of The Rectangle States
>
> Kentucky:
> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>
> Louisiana:
> We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
>
> Maine:
> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>
> Maryland:
> A Thinking Man's Delaware
>
> Massachusetts:
> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
>
> Michigan:
> First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>
> Minnesota:
> "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
>
> Mississippi:
> Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>
> Missouri:
> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>
> Montana:
> Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little
> Else
>
> Nebraska:
> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>
> Nevada:
> Whores and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire:
> Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>
> New Jersey:
> You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>
> New Mexico:
> Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>
> New York:
> You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
> Attorney...
>
> North Carolina:
> Tobacco is a Vegetable
>
> North Dakota:
> We Really are One of the 50 States!
>
> Ohio:
> We Wish We Were In Michigan
>
> Oklahoma:
> Like the Play, only No Singing
>
> Oregon:
> Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
>
> Pennsylvania:
> Cook With Coal
>
> Rhode Island:
> We're not REALLY an island.
>
> South Carolina:
> Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
>
> South Dakota:
> Closer Than North Dakota
>
> Tennessee:
> The Educashun State
>
> Texas:
> Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
>
> Utah:
> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>
> Vermont:
> Yep
>
> Virginia:
> Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington:
> Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>
> Washington, D.C.:
> Wanna Be Mayor?
>
> West Virginia:
> One Big Happy Family -- Really!
>
> Wisconsin:
> Come Cut Our Cheese
>
> Wyoming:
> Wynot? |
