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Pastimes : HUG A HYPSTER - THEY NEED LOVE, TOO!!!!
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To: Josef Svejk who wrote (17)7/14/1998 11:47:00 AM
From: Shoot1st  Read Replies (3) of 52
 
It has taken some time but I believe I have perfected the perfect hypester hug....

After months of research "hugging" various shapes and sizes of these misunderstood miscreants, It has occurred to me that the hug they need most must be something they will never forget.

Step 1. Place your strong arm, from behind, tightly around the front of the vic..hypesters throat. Be sure not to cut off any air flow, as you would want the hypester to fully recognize that the hug will be taking place.

Step 2. With your elbow directly below the chin line, you now take your free hand and grasp the wrist of your already positioned strong hand near the wrist. This allows for a tremendous amount of hugging pressure to occur when the hypester begins to show signs of acknowledging the hug.

Step 3. Buy now the hypester should be quite in awe of your ability to show compassion. He or she may want to kick and scratch to be released since they have never felt this type of love before. But don't stop. The tighter you hug the more relaxed they will become.
At the point of the hypester dropping to ther knees in gratitude, it is vital that you continue the hug for at least another minute or so.
Soon the hypester will be resting peacefully on the ground at your feet. Do not be alarmed by the odd color of the face. This is the sign that your hug has helped another hypster understand what true concern for their overall welbeing some of us have developed.

Step 4. Leave the scene quietly and without making eye contact with anybody.

Step 5. Go on to the next hypster.

Step 6. Repeat steps 1 through 5.

Shoot1st
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