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Strategies & Market Trends : Bill Wexler's Profits of DOOM

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To: Ken Salaets who wrote (1559)7/16/1998 1:28:00 PM
From: Dr. Seuss  Read Replies (3) of 4634
 
<<<Herr Doktor, only please, if you must, at least try to do some justice to the disguise that you wear. LOL!>>>

Ok.....

The market had topped.
To risky to buy.
So I sat on the sidelines
Moneymarket and a sigh.

I sat there with Wexler.
With a nice glass of port.
And I said, "How I wish
We had something to short!"

Hyped past reality.
Internuts were not ripe.
So we sat there all day
And did nothing but gripe.

All we could do was to
bitch!
bitch!
And!
Sit!
And we did not like it.
Not one little bit.

And then
Something went "ding"
How that ding made us sing!

We looked!
Then we say it as plain as the day!
We looked!
And we saw it
Fraud, Scam, Hype and Illegal
Soaring in front of us
Big as an Eagle.

We knew it was right
Though the scams were not funny.
We short these m#th&rf(&(ers
And make lots of money.

But the losers were paid
As hype blasting longs
Came at us with lies
While stroking their d^*^&

Then Wexler and I
knew just what to say.
Just wait a few days.
As the stock price decays.

And sure as I'm here
The hypes went away
Leaving gullible readers
Broke that sad day.

We'll sue them, we heard
Class action ensued
Lawyers get rich
Investors are screwed.

"No fair", they all cried
"This sucks", they all hollered
Holding stock that was worth
but cents on the dollar.

dr.s
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