"That was so clever, I'm speechless." Well, yah; didja ever post anything really stupid and lame, and exemplifying or illustrating an inappropriate and patronizing attitude, about an amazing but embarrassing and ridiculous subject, yet post it with a kernel of truth, just to tease someone and get attention?
I didn't think so. It must be one of those male things. Maybe it's covered under my insurance. Ooops; there it is again.
While the entire Viagra R-in-a-circle asteroid should have been stopped in space, at any cost, (including Bruce Willis), it is still true that intelligent, read, opinionated, clear thinking, articulate, take-charge women ~ are pretty darn exciting. And when they're, uhm, discussing "us", and our behavior, and hinting with an allusion or two, it's like tapping the convex meniscus of warming liquid mercury, or having a clear contact lens stuck on the end of a wet finger. Yah. Almost. Close, anyway. Well, not really.
You were teasin me. I deserve it. I'll be good. And, for the record soda speak, I agree with your points. It's absurd, and almost not-believable. And demeaning to real health issues. |