Dave, Vic forgot to tell you that I got out of my car to dislodge it from the snowbank (deposits only),.......... it started to rain,.......... then quckly froze again,.................. freezing me, personally to the roadside,............. it then began to snow heavy........... I was still frozen in place, thirst mounting..............scooped snow off my car in desparation to quinch my thirst.................every drop providing relief to my parched and shivering body...............after hours of agonizingly holding back.............I took a whiz in the snow...........therefore creating that pisshole in Ohio.
After the brief thaw, I was able to safely return to the comfort of my home. Upon reflecting on my harrowing experience, it literally scared the sh*t out of me.............as I flushed, I thought of Vic, knowng my package was on it's way to Jersey the Garden State. After all, how do you think they grow all that flora?
Hi Vic, Love ya man!
Pepe' LePew
PS: Don't eat any Jersey grown corn ! If you do, think of me. |
