Hey, hey, hey, John. I don't feel the Republicans are the chief scammers. To the total contrary. I know the party of skim and scam. I must check this out. Yes, there are tax breaks at the top for those who have worked hard to get it, and the con artists and bums who deal in criminal activities can use those same laws until caught--unless they have enough money to pay their way out. But this does, like many other "legit businesses" indeed reek of mob activity, and I must most certainly assume the mob votes the striaight Dem ticket.
Along those lines. In one of the tabloids, which are not controlled in any way and print whatever they feel like might be of interest to anyone, including Mad Magazine for adult who don't read Mad, like the Sun, which of course is totally made up. My best laugh ever in a supermaket line was reading about the chicken faced boy in Mexico. It was priceless camp,a nd I wish I had made it up and cashed the 3 to 5 hundred dollar check they pay for small silly articles that anyone writes. But it was a photograph of a boy which someone had crudely outlined in dark pen to make a beak out of his nose. In the last paragraph there was a quote from an "interview" from some bizarre "university" in a town I had never heard of, in lower Mexico, which of course no one could ever even find the city, let alone verify there was NOT a "university" there, and this professor with a name given stated, "I believe this clearly points to UFO activity. It is most possible that aliens landed in Mexico, and unaware of our species, mated with a chicken. This clearly explains the chicken faced boy."
That is almost the paraphrase. Then I realized there was a goldmine in turning out silly stuff like that and altering photographs with crayons, etc. It's just all fun.
BUT. The others are uncontrolled media, like it or not. So, one columist wrote that there was a very solid rumor circulating of someone at the head of one of the families totally fed up with the Ramseys getting off because their net worth was 2 billion at the time of their daughters kinky slaughter. This godfather had supposedly put out a contract and had paid the money to take out the Ramseys, IF they continue to buy off the justice system. I have a copy of that tabloid here for my records.
No matter how off the wall some feel it is, I must say the mafia are not all bad. Except when they tend to dibble in skimming billions legally in money crimes.
Therefore, what is all this babble about? I don't think it is Republican, John. Stinks of some NY democrat putting up the bill. I will check it out and offer sincere apologies.
The Dems and Republicans. Its like which one do you want to be shot down in your yard by after they blow away all of your livestock? The Red Guard or the White Guard? Well, wouldn't you have had more of a chance arguing with the White Guard? Yes.
So, I vote Republican.
On the light side. The tabloids also serve as Mad Magazines for adult who don't read Mad-- like the Sun, which of course is totally made up. My best laugh ever in a supermaket line was reading about the chicken faced boy in Mexico. It was priceless camp, and I wish I had made it up and cashed the 3 to 5 hundred dollar check they pay for small silly articles that anyone writes. But it was a photograph of a boy which someone had crudely outlined in dark pen to make a beak out of his nose. In the last paragraph there was a quote from an "interview" from some bizarre "university" in a town I had never heard of, in lower Mexico, which of course no one could ever even find the city, let alone verify there was NOT a "university" there, and this professor with a name given stated, "I believe this clearly points to UFO activity. It is most possible that aliens landed in Mexico, and unaware of our species, mated with a chicken. This clearly explains the chicken faced boy."
That is almost the paraphrase. Then I realized there was a goldmine in turning out silly stuff like that and altering photographs with crayons, etc. My best female friend in Arizona and I once took at 10 day tour of Arizone and New Mexico looking for gem stones, of which of course none are left. Just a nice thought they were there. We found a little dog by the roadside and took it back home. This little lab had a white cross on it's chest, which was so curious.
When I got back I was telling her we should write a story about breaking down in the desert and being near death when a little puppy with a white cross on it's chest mysteriously appeared and led us to a creek with water and then went to get help and brought back the Forest Rangers, or something.
I could just see the article with the puppy with the white cross made more perfect with white paint. I kept saying, come on! All this stuff is actually made up and everyone knows it. Nothing in the Sun could have ever happened.
Yes. This did happen and I'm embarrassed to say that yes, I did seriously consider it. It was just too campy to pass up. |
