This has nothing to do with SI, or stocks or whatever.....but, you can copy it and send it to your ex or post it on the office bulletin board, or do as I did and fax it to your wife at work........
Sex Research for the Innocent Woman
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The following information was gained through much arduous research
involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It
consists
of the most often asked questions of women (i.e.. relationships, sex and
life in general). All women who read this are encouraged to use the
wisdom
contained therein to change their behavior in accordance with the truths
established below.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes
to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not
emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to
remember
is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,
however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem
strange
to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or
embarrassed. After you've finished making love, he'll have a natural
desire
to leave you suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or
perhaps
another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the
purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal
thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can
busy yourself by doing laundry, cleaning the apartment, or
perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back
when
he's ready.
Q: What is "afterplay"?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly
energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to
do
after lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a
sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to
sleep
while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male
penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely
rare
&, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you
should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars and do
everything
possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his
apartment
and/or buying him an expensive gift.
Q: What about the female orgasm?
A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth. |
