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Pastimes : BARDonics (comical interpretation and perspective)
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To: Ga Bard who wrote (533)7/19/1998 10:56:00 PM
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A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went in to his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill. After some thought he made up a sign that said WARNING! ONE OF THE WATERMELONS IN THIS FIELD IS POISIONED WITH CYANIDE. He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night with out eating a single watermelon. A week later the farmer found to his pleasure that not one of his watermelons was eaten, but there was now another sign beside the one he posted a week earlier, it read, NOW THERE IS TWO........PSN
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