Dear Mr Zimmerman
I feel I must, as one Father to another, tell you that your child has been playing with your computer. Don't punish the poor fellow, his little posts are harmless. But, you should really try to restrain him from sending letters to grownups. I love kids really....just for fun, let me guess the little rug rat to be about 7 years old...and what a commendable vocabulary he has. He has even managed to assume some command of rhetoric, too....typically, though, of tots his age, his self-expression has much more style than substance as he makes a valiant attempt to impress us with words that appear to be freshly gleaned from a thesaurus, so sadly, even his style has a bit of that manufactured-for-effect lack of relevance to it. My Gawd, am I suggesting he has neither style nor substance......perhaps, I am. But, what the heck, he is only 7. My advise - quit spoiling him with the notion that he is witty, glib and refreshing. The harder he tries to be those things, the more evident it is that he.....isn't.
Mr Borgdine |
