Ole and Sven died and were sent to hell. After a while the devil came by and Ole and Sven were still wearing their winter gear and seemed comfortable. The devil asked why they weren't hot. Ole replied, "We come from Minnesota where it's always cold, this is feeling pretty good to us."
This upset the devil so he turned the thermostat up. A while later the devil again looked in on Ole and Sven. They were still wearing their winter gear. The devil questioned them on it again.
Again Ole told the devil, "you have to remember that we are from Minnesota and it is very, very cold there, this is feeling real nice to us." The devil was even more mad this time, so he turned the thermostat all the way to the maximum temperature.
The devil waited a little while longer and went back to Ole and Sven. This time they had only unzipped their coats but still had all the winter clothes on. The devil couldn't understand what was going on. Part of the punishment down there was supposed to be the unbearable heat. It wasn't working on these guys. He asked them again what the deal was. Again, Ole told the devil, "we are Minnesotans and we just got over a freezing winter, this is really great for Sven and me."
A light flickered in the devils mind, he went to the thermostat and turned it as low as possible. He thought if the heat wasn't a punishment, maybe he'd give them some freezing temperatures.
A little while later the devil came back and there were Ole and Sven sheering, giving each other high fives, happier than ever. The devil questioned them on their actions and Sven said happily, "back home they always said, the Vikings will win the Super Bowl when hell freezes over!"
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