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Pastimes : Young Looking Immortal Immune Shrimp
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To: Graystone who wrote (17)7/22/1998 4:05:00 AM
From: Graystone  Read Replies (1) of 25
 
You just watch it buster.
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IIIIIIItt'sss Shrimp Time

A comic book for Adults.

When we last left our heroes, the Young Looking Immortal Immune Shrimps had been trussed and arranged around the swimming pool like shrimp for the cocktail. The rude and unsubtle Cryonic Services technicians had blasted the shrimps with their patented wrinkle removing Rigorderm to subdue the little fellas, and then hit them with Telomerlaser glutinzing the ribonucleotides. The gamma rays had rendered the shrimps powerless to transform into their more powerful, We Are Normal People aspect, so dreaded by the Cryonic techs. We join the tale.

Cry1: "Have the shrimp been dipped"
Cry2: "Soon, BlackMasterDell will be thrilled, ahahahahah"
Pocatello : "What do we do boys."
Boise : "Lets deoxyribo their oleogelatinous precuspids."
Burley : "What about the Telomerlaser"
Downey : "I'll take care of it, how do we get out of these double helix bonds"
Preston : "I will disengage them using the Force, I won't be able to fight though"
Pocatello : "Do it"
All shrimps together, suddenly, as bonds fade, jump up brandishing an assortment of cocktail forks yelling : "Aye Karumba"
They spring to their tails suddenly, suddenly Downey runs and drop kicks the Telomerlaser. With that the shrimps suddenly transform into "We Are Normal People"

No dis if you live in Idaho.
PS Everything happens suddenly and this SI spell checker doesn't like some of my science, I'll have to ask Jeff to ask Janice who can ask Jill who can ask Brad if they can fix that.
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