OFF TOPIC: A LITTLE HUMOR
The following is a conversation TGW and BigRedMan would have had as 8-year-old kids: My comments in parentheses show how TGW still has the same characteristics as an adult.
In the story below BRB (BIGREDBOY as he is not a man yet) has brought goodies to school for his class. TGW, who is in another class is trying to talk (manipulate) BRB into giving him a cupcake.
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BRB (BigRedBoy): "TGW, how are you today?"
TGW: "It's none of your business. Hey, what's in the bag?"
BRB: "I brought 30 cupcakes for the teacher and 29 kids in my class. We're having a fun party today."
TGW: "That's not fair. I wasn't invited. Give me one of those cupcakes now!"
BRB: "I would but then there would not be enough for all of the kids. Why don't you bake some at home (do your own DD) and then you will have a whole batch for yourself?"
TGW: "I don't want to, it's too much work. Hey BRB, did you know that MMAmateur (as a kid, too and not yet a Professional jerk) kid in your class is spreading rumors about you around school? He's calling you a moron or something like that. Why don't you give me his cupcake since he doesn't like you anyway?"
BRB: "Well, TGW, that would not be right. MMAmateur is in my class, so even if I don't like him, he still should get a cupcake. The teacher (SEC) says that if we bring goodies (stock information) to school, we have to bring goodies for everyone in the class (everyone should get the same information). You are wanting me to deny one of my classmates a cupcake, just so you can have one."
TGW: "Well, I bought 250 cupcakes (shares of GLOW) and fed the whole school last Friday!"
BRB: "That's not true. Your teacher said you didn't bring any cupcakes (DD) to school when it was your turn."
TGW (who by now is irrational): "Well, well, you're just a big nobody that's greedy and won't share!"
BRB: "Now TGW, that's not true. I just don't have enough cupcakes today to give you one, that's all."
TGW: "Uh, uh, you're mommy's ugly, so there."
BRB: "No, my mommy is very pretty. My daddy says so."
TGW: "If you don't give me a cupcake, I'll tell bullies where your little sister lives and they will go and beat her up, just like I did when SONNYBIGS (DADDYBIGS name as a kid) wouldn't give me his peanut butter sandwich!"
BRB: "TGW, you need to grow up (still does). You can't just have anything you want (someone else to do your research, etc.). You have to be patient, and it would sure help if you were nicer. Why don't you stop hanging around that MMAmateur kid?"
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And that is the end of my story for today. Hope you enjoyed it (though not expecting kudos from T or M).
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