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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi

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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (11535)7/23/1998 11:53:00 AM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (2) of 71178
 
A List of Conjugated Vegetables: From the taverna with friends (not suitable for adults):

Who's Crawling In Your Flower Bed?
Fruits and nuts
Belle peppers
(Southern Belle Peppers)
zuccinipads
crookneck squash
"You taters cover your eyes." (apologies to Lewis Grizzard)
Cantaloupe: "You promised me a church."
Gazpacho ~ I think it's soup
Vicchysoire

Tips:

"Eat your veggies ~ fair's fair."
Fruit Stand: Your Highway to Heaven
Asparagus spears ~ watch where you sit
Red Hot Chile Peppers: "It's capsicum."
"Spit out the seeds."

Englishmen:

"Put Out Beer Cups for Slugs and Englishmen"
"Scarecrows For The English Garden"
"The Super-Bug: He's Smug"
"We keep spraying, and they keep coming."
"Close your eyes and open your mouth" ~ uh huh..
Artichokes

Lonely Hearts:

Meeting Your Beet
Cabbage Patch Dolls ~ The Real Ones
Plowing New Fields

Consequences:

"Meet my pump kin."
"The fruit of my loins."
"Jack O'Lanterns: Scarred for Light and Life"

~ The only films suggested:

A Cockwork Orange
Halloweenie
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