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To: Druss who wrote (5304)7/24/1998 8:37:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) of 12754
 
To The Editor
SI Midnight Rag,

The quality of this paper has gone down hill ever since the departure of its former editor, JCWiggy, on a one-way trip to the Funny Farm.

Witness the latest result. A supposed report of an ancient cave.
I would have you know that I was sleeping when all those pointy-headed wankers came traipsing through my living room.
Your report is a fake! (perhaps they did not notice me because unfortunately the night prior to the discovery I had imbibed certain quantities of the glorious TBird.. which, by the way they took, after sampling my spittoons - and thus I was incapacitated under the bed of rags.. well, the bed).

And to impune my art!.. well, not my art.. it was visited upon me by a certain lady now resident in Italy.
Equally unfortunately she caught.. uh, found me, showing such etchings to another woman. A certain 'foxy.' And now she says she does not care whether she talks to me or not.

This is what your rag has accomplished.
Disturbing the sleep of the innocent, questioning the value of art, and destroying a budding relationship with a blonde goddess.
And slandering the name of the glorious TBird - sacrilege!

I demand a retraction! (if that means an apology)
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