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Pastimes : EXSO-holics
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To: david m. uhler who wrote (542)7/24/1998 11:02:00 PM
From: WEBNATURAL   of 1568
 
Old ones remembered...

For EXSO Boat Owners and their Captains

Once upon a time there were twin brothers named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of
an old dilapidated boat. It so happened that on the same day that Joe's boat sank,
John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe on the street, and mistaking
him for John said, "I'm very sorry to hear about your great loss. You must feel just
terrible".

Joe replied, "Oh hell no. Truth is, I'm sorta glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old
thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like dead
fish. She had a big crack in her back and a pretty big hole in front, too. Everytime I used
her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. But what really finished her off was
those four guys who rented her for a good time. I warned them she wasn't any good,
but they insisted having a go at her. The damn fools all tried to get on her at the same
time and it was just too much for her; the old girl split right up the middle".

The kindly old woman fainted.
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