Wow! Janice, I never even thought of that! It just goes to show that you are indeed smarter than I am. I like the idea of someone reading through cOUSIN SHORTY's newsletter and concluding that he is a shill!
Now I am not so mad at that bonehead, because if he really believes I am a shill, his brain has been amputated.
While we're on the subject of trial members (nice segue, eh?) I have bitten my tongue and not gotten into it. I really really really wanted to though. Like Claus Oldenberg, I will give my artistic idea without doing the actual deed. That way we can all get a chuckle and I don't get into trouble.
I was going to start a trial member called "Credenza Ottoman", working on the original concept of Dixie talking to her furniture.
That brought to mind the freak from a few months ago, "Madame Guillotine" (you remember her, she is engaged to a guillotine she named Fressie, and has a huge website about her rather frightening little world. She is an "oppressed minority" because she is in love with a piece of furniture, and one of her web pages calls for solidarity among all other "object-sexual" victims like herself.)
So the next step would be to start a thread for discussion of this extremely important issue of human rights for mental cases that get really worked up when they touch their "special furniture."
I was going to call the thread "The Chippendale Corner, or, I've Got a Woodie, No I mean Real Wood. (apologies to Graystone)"
But I chickened out.
For anyone who thinks I am making this up, use your search engine to search for the word "Fressie" while humming the theme from "Twilight Zone." |
