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Biotech / Medical : Paracelsian Inc (PRLN)

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To: Elllk who wrote (3775)7/26/1998 10:49:00 PM
From: Judy Muldawer   of 4342
 
Just thought I would add some humor to a boring Sunday of posts:

Hallmark Cards you will never see....

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Hallmark Cards You'll Never See.....


1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping...
I thought it was flat...
when I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat...Sorry.

3. You had your bladder removed
and your on the mends
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

4. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.

5. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me...

6. Your computer is dead...
it was once so great
Don't you regret installing
Windows '98?

7. You totalled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?

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