A Joke for you, folks...
New Titanic Episode:
Presidents Ford, Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Clinton were on a
ship that hit an iceberg.
Ford screamed, "What should we do?",
Reagan said, "Man the lifeboats",
Carter said, "Women and children first",
Nixon said, "Screw the women and children",
Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?"
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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children.
Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 14 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but you do mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."
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