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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!
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To: George S. Montgomery who wrote (23976)7/27/1998 9:58:00 PM
From: Craig Richards  Read Replies (2) of 108807
 
George,
ROFLMAO

Here's what Tofu Roshi has to say about saving all sentient beings. He wrote a spiritual advice column in his local newspaper, and his book has reprints of his best columns.

Dear Tofu Roshi:
I'm trying to save all sentient beings. I thought it would be easier to start with the small ones, so I need to know if this includes bacteria.
-- A Sincere Student

Dear Sincere:
A moot point. Start with something that is at least visible to the naked eye, like a housefly. It is difficult to tell when a staphylococcus, even a large one, is in proper zazen posture.
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