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Bill Clinton's Perfect Day:
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, Filet Mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Strong Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private Lear jet to Augusta, Georgia (full wet bar)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine at Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private Lear jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs.)
5:00 Lear jet home, massage and hand job en route by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1963), 20 oz. New York steak
9:00 Remy Martini and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12-second, 4-note fart; dog leaves room
11:55 Sleep
Hillary's Perfect Day
8:15 Wake up to her hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife; she has gained 30 lbs.
1:00 Shop with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Select outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in her soft strong arms
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