A friend online sent me this .........LOL....Good Luck To All.
>1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
>2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
>3. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
>4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
>5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
>6. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
>7. I doubt, therefore I might be.
>8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
>9. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
>10. Women like silent men. They think they are listening.
>11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
>12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
>and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>13. a fool and his money are soon partying.
>14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
>15. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
>16. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
>18. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
>19. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
>20. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
>21. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
>22. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
>23. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
>24. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
>25. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
26. German Chinese food...an hour later and you're hungry for power. |
