Mr. Pete "Myth Man" Moonbeam!
You'd better stop dipping, double dipping, and triple dipping! You've been warned, there is a BK of MAGNER proportions on the horizon!!
Mike and Will have warned you over and over, yet you insist on DIPPING! Now, LAST CALL, you'd better buy some PUTZ!! (That's AUSTRIAN for "puts.") Without PUTZ to protect you, you will be NOBODY in the post-BK world. You will be relegated to working at the Magner Mansion serving beers to Mike and Will. (Masseur is OUT for you! AND, you'd better learn to use a bottle opener, because the TWINS do not drink beer from CANS!!!)
Sincerely, what concerns me is that in the post-BK world, all the beautiful women will be swarming over men with PUTZ, which means that the Magner Mansion will be SWARMING with WOMEN. Therefore, you'd better check carefully, because if the TWINS are territorial, they may require that you be NEUTERED if you want to work at their mansion.
Now, you wouldn't want THAT??? |
