How about Seattle
or
Better yet, Victoria
And everybody should remember to take your Viagra well before the party starts. Whoever brings the funniest hypester comments will receive a large bag of .... Canadian M&M's of course.
Secret Notes for FBN Strategists : Re M&M's ====> Canadian
Canadian M&M's (They are actually made in Mississauga, but they are sent by the Trans-Canada highway, up through North Bay, across the Canadian Shield (choose 17 or 11), across that place, through the Rogers Pass, down the Coquihalla to Vancouver, where they get on a ferry to Victoria. Along the way they will pass through Oak Lake, Manitoba, be sure to try the food at the restaurant at the road stop, very good. If you stop in Virden DON'T DRINK THE WATER. Don't stop anywhere in Saskatchewan, especially not Moose Jaw. Moose Jaw is bad, however much preferable to Moosonee. They also make M&M's in Quebec, not the province the city, remember that when you are in Quebec, it is Quebec, not Quebec City, very important if you are going to get gas without saying "pourrais vous." If you actually know what a wawa is, then maybe you pretend you are Canadian, and Gander does matter. Do not mention Howe Street in Toronto, or Toronto in Calgary. Do not talk about driving to Fort Chipewyan unless it is winter. Syncrude just sounds bad. Know many facts about the beaver but NEVER NEVER say anything about them. Just be glad they still kill them pesky water rats that flood everything. |
