My Not-So-Hidden Agenda
First, the answers to the questions:
ARE YOU A PAID STOCK PROMOTER --------------1)
First, let me say I'm not paid for anything to do with equities or other financial instruments, and I'm hardly a promoter. My slave-driving boss also claims I'm not doing what I'm paid to do either.
2)DO YOU SELL SHORT OTC BULLETIN BOARD STOCKS--2)
No, neither Datek nor my intelligence-impaired "real-life" broker can handle it. I do reserve the future right to short ANY stock so long and hard that they give away 100 shares with each Happy Meal purchase.
3)DO YOU WORK FOR SOMEONE WHO SHORTS OTC-BB'S--3)
I don't think he does, but since he's on vacation I can't ask him. However, I think his most daring investment to this point was to exercise some company stock options and open a Roth IRA.
4) DO YOU POST ON SI UNDER MORE THAN ONE NAME--4)
Not that I know of. You'll have to ask my other personalities, though. (Humor-impaired persons, take note: That was a JOKE!)
Now, my "hidden" agenda is to join the ranks of the idle rich. Lake house, beach house, yachts, golf, snobbery, the whole enchilada. I would love to live on a white sand beach, alternately fishing and golfing my days away. I'll walk over whomever I need to and do whatever is required in order to accomplish that goal. Since I'm not holding the $292 mill lottery ticket, I'll keep trying to outwit the common stock plunger.
If you really want the inside scoop on hidden agendas, I heartily recommend "Reminiscences of a Stock Operator" by Edwin LeFevre. Nobody should be trading without reading this first.
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