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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Compact Connection (TSIG) - The next CDNW?

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To: JGB who wrote (1185)8/3/1998 11:18:00 AM
From: Zbyte  Read Replies (1) of 1574
 
!!!!Ditto that!!!!
****OFF TOPIC****

>>> FINALLY,ÿ The Blondes Get Revenge!!
>>>
>>> Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
>>>ÿÿÿ It doesn't show the dirt.
>>>
>>> Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
>>>ÿÿÿ Fisher-Price.
>>>
>>> Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
>>>ÿÿÿ The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
>>>
>>> Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
>>>ÿÿÿ It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
>>>
>>> Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
>>>ÿÿÿ It matches their mustache.
>>>
>>> Why is the color brunette considered evil?
>>>ÿÿÿ When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
>>>
>>> How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
>>>ÿÿÿ Check her for a pulse.
>>>
>>> What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
>>>ÿÿÿÿ A brunette rabbit.
>>>
>>> What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
>>>ÿÿÿÿ "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"
>>>
>>> Why did God create brunettes?
>>>ÿÿÿÿÿ So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.
>>>
>>> What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
>>>ÿÿÿÿÿ The invitation.
>>>
>>> Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
>>>ÿÿÿÿÿ From their underarms.
>>>
>>> What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
>>>ÿÿÿÿÿ Gay, married, or a hostage.
>>>
>>> How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
>>>ÿÿÿÿ By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
>>>
>>> Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
>>>ÿÿÿÿÿ Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
>>>
>>> How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
>>>ÿÿÿÿÿ Startled.
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